Just in case you didn't realize you had a vague interest in what I'm up to these days

[Nate the Great]

You guys luck out that I just saw an episode of Garfield and Friends that involve sixteen-ton safes. (Or are you?)

Roy the Rooster has quit from the U.S. Acres farm to work with the Buddy Bears as "Big Bad Buddy Bird," the one who demonstrates what "happens" when you disagree with the group. Every time he disagrees, they drop a sixteen-ton safe on him. After a few impacts he is understandably battered. The final time the scenario is what flavor of ice cream to have:

Roy: If I say my line, do you promise not to drop a sixteen-ton safe on me?
Buddy Bears: We promise!
Roy: "I'm Big Bad Buddy Bird, and I don't want vanilla, I want strawberry!"
(He gets whapped by TWO sixteen-ton safes)
Buddy Bear 1 (I could never tell Billy, Bernie, and Bobby apart): You see? We didn't drop a sixteen-ton safe on you.
Buddy Bear 2: We dropped TWO sixteen-ton safes on you!