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For the same reasons we'll never all speak the same language. We'd never agree which option is the best, and changing is a bitch.
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Feel free to add your own questions.
As originally stated, I DON'T want this to devolve into a flamewar of "no, I'M right, and I'll tell you EXACTLY why!" Just get these things out, you feel better, move on.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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Why are people always asking how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PEOPLE!
How much have I really spent on eBay? (You know, the pet rock thing's not far off, I buy crystals) Why do they call them 'lead pencils'? How long will Nate's siggy get before Zeke puts a stop to it? Why are trees GREEN (primarily)? Why do I hate tomatoes but love tomato sauce? Will Firefly ever truly be revived? Why did the forum kick me out so I had to log in again before posting...?
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Aw, but I like trying to answer these questions.
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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As for the signature, it's already at about maximum capacity (and there IS a maximum). Awhile back I tried to add a much larger scene and the forum barked at me. If I want anything else, I'll have to chuck something, probably the Bashir line.
Lead pencils used to actually have a lead mixture as the pigment. Graphite was introduced (I think, standard disclaimers apply) because graphite is less brittle and creates a better mark on paper. Plus that whole lead poisoning thing... How many flaming insult e-mails did Apple get about that inane "do not chew iPod Shuffle" message in the official user manual? How come Heinz or someone never said "this ketchup versus catsup thing is inane, THIS is how we're going to say it."?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. Last edited by Nate the Great; 02-02-2008 at 03:32 AM. Reason: Forgot the "never" |
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Why do people keep sending me junk mail? I don't want a zarking Chinese boat...
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