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Old 05-02-2007, 03:37 AM
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Come to think of, is Jaws even really Sci-Fi?
Well, the shark behaves nothing like real sharks do, so there's your fiction right there.

As for the science, uhh...
"Science fiction is whatever I point to and say 'that's science fiction'" - Damon Knight

Completely off topic...IJD, is that a Star Destroyer made of bubbles?
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:00 AM
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I believe it is a Star Destroyer made of Euros.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:06 AM
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Completely off topic...IJD, is that a Star Destroyer made of bubbles?
I wondered about that, too. Not about the bubbles -- just what it was, in general (or is it something to do with Euros? I just don't know... )
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:25 AM
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Never saw any Jaws movie. I don't feel that it's necessary.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:32 AM
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That's fine. But it's probably necessary if you're going to try to summarize a full length feature film (and one which jump-started the career of one of the greatest Hollywood directors of our time) into a mere two lines.
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:25 AM
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Star Destroyer? People, that's obviously the Enterprise from his usual avatar, just overlaid with Euros or whatever those are.
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It had sequels? Oh Gawd. I never knew.
I don't know about the others, but Jaws 2 is notable for one of the all-time great movie slogans: "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...."
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:37 AM
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Invented by Jaws 2, and then used by every other movie ever to have a hint of water in it since. Did they get a bigger boat in that one, then?
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I honestly don't remember. The sequels kept diving into deeper and deeper levels of suck each time. Until we had a movie about an intelligent shark who wanted revenge on the Brody family, and followed his wife and son from New England to the Carribbean, only to be killed by the mast of a sailboat.

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