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Old 10-20-2006, 01:04 PM
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This is the "complete" set of mentioned laws, direct from Memory Alpha. I can't help but think that I remembered there being more mentioned onscreen, though.

1: You can only count on yourself.
17: When all else fails, do it yourself.
36: You gotta go with what works.
46: Life isn't always fair.
91: Always watch your back.
103: A couple of light years can't keep good friends apart. (Wesley Crusher suggested adding this)

Nothing ostentatious, just simple laws of human nature and universal reality that can hardly be disputed. I wonder which number the equivalent of the Galordan Core Motto and Rule of Acquisition 285 is. "No good deel ever goes unpunished." That one seems like it'd be the subject of another theorem: Nate's Rule of Parallel Axiom Development. What, I can't name my own theorem after myself?
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