April 21

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Uh, post-Crisis Clark Kent. Let's not get that pesky super-intelligence power involved.

Superfriends Clark Kent (or Kal-El, if you prefer). That guy seems like he can barely add.

Everything Else Made of Glass: EXPLODE!
Naomi: OH NO! Everything made of glass is broken except for this mirror, so while I'm here suffering all these cuts from the glass exploding, I think I'll walk toward the mirror....
Mirror: Honestly, you deserve what's about to happen next.

*snicker*

Lois: Clark, that kid is dangerous. We should call the police and get out of here.
Clark: You're just afraid of babysitting her.
Lois: No, I'm not! And to prove it, I'll babysit her!
Clark: You're also afraid of giving me $100.
Lois: No, I'm not! And to prove it -- Here! Have $100!

I wish that worked in real life.

Chloe: Lex, you cretin, I'm onto your nefarious scheme!
Lex: Which one?
Chloe: The one where you're trying to get Lana to go out with you!
Lex: (Phew.) I completely and utterly deny that totally true statement. I'm also going to make a few somewhat out-of-character jabs at your love life.
Chloe: Ha! The joke's on you! I don't have a love life!

You tell him, Chloe.

Lana: We're not dating, are we?
Lex: No, of course not.
(pause)
Lex: Let's kiss.
(They kiss at Ludicrous Speed)

They're just tonsil-buddies.