February 18

[Derek]

Kirk finally sneaks some nudity past the censors by hiding it in the title.

Nice blurb, Zeke. So are the other two.

Kirk: Hello-o-o, token blonde. It's a pity I don't go for women in uniform.

Heh. Especially since I had a helloooo joke in my fiver too.

Spock: I know where John is -- over in Wilke's Booth, drugged.

I suspect an assassination attempt.

Nice fiver, Kristina.

First Officer's Log: We have yet to find the Captain, and my having done away with emotions makes it impossible to cry out for joy.

Curses, foiled again.

Double Duh Mass....

Nice joke, but are you calling Kirk fat?

Another nice fiver, Kristina.

And great TJI, Scooter.