January 31

[Opium]

:twisted:

YAY!

"The eTrektion's media coverage was negligible. What should have been a contest for the ages, touted on the front page of every newspaper in the land, was instead only covered by a two-bit online birdcage liner that thinks crumply gray background images are the height of sophistication.

Ouch!

But NOW when the eTrektion was first announced, the fourth season had just ended and we were getting ready for a fifth. And none shall say otherwise. With me so far?"

Ah, timelines. Always malleable.

There's only one real tweak that has to be made: 'These Are the Voyages' no longer happened.

YAAAAAA....erm, hehe, I mean, how tragic. I mean, what's tragic? Nothing happened here. Move along. What am I talking about again? :P

Candidate Opium of the Morphine Party (a loose alliance of controlled substances)

You mean like...staplers? I don't get it. :P