Manifesto for the campaign to get a new topic title thread

[Opium]

But...but...we have something longer and much more pointless than Topic Title...we have...The 3 by 1 story! (cue patriotic campaign music)

However, for years now,
There has been no Topic Title
Oh, there have those
That come very close
And are wonderful
A-Q is always a riot,
And how can you not love
The Person Above You.
1 by 1 has grown to 3;
And now there's even 5-8
And alphabet too!
But for so long,
people have craved,
And want it.
Oh so badly.
Those who haven't had it.
Those who have only heard.
Those even who remember it.
All crave it.
All want it.
All want...
TOPIC TITLE.