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06-14-2003, 06:32 PM
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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Tank: Hey Neo, I've got great news for you! We're having a sale on fighting techniques! Order RIGHT NOW and we'll give you eight methods for one cent! That's right, EIGHT AMAZING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT METHODS for JUST ONE CENT! Astound your friends with--Neo: Do you have jiu-jitsu? Tank: Yep. Neo: Boxing? Tank: Traditional, Drunken, [i ost_uid0]or[/iost_uid0] Mike Tyson style!Neo: Can you teach me how to hang motionless in the air just before I deliver a lethal kick to my opponent's jaw? Tank: When we get through with you, even Michael Jordan's hangtime will pale next to yours. Neo: Sweet! Count me in.[/quote ost_uid0]Too long and it only covers one point, but I thought I'd share it anyway.[/color ost_uid0]
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