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06-12-2003, 03:29 PM
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06-12-2003, 03:37 PM
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06-12-2003, 04:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What would have been the plot to the cancelled TOS movie with Khan's family and friends?A: Murder mysteries that make sense, but not to Tuvok[/color ost_uid0]
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06-12-2003, 04:14 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-12-2003, 04:18 PM
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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06-12-2003, 04:26 PM
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06-12-2003, 04:31 PM
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06-12-2003, 04:42 PM
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06-12-2003, 05:03 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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06-12-2003, 05:23 PM
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06-12-2003, 05:39 PM
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06-12-2003, 06:00 PM
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06-12-2003, 06:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why did Chokotay have sudden pains in his a**?A: Cooking marshmellows with the warp core[/color ost_uid0]
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06-12-2003, 06:45 PM
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06-12-2003, 06:49 PM
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06-12-2003, 06:53 PM
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06-12-2003, 06:56 PM
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06-12-2003, 07:14 PM
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06-12-2003, 07:27 PM
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