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7. Redshirt #47472 writes [with thanks to Opium]: “Figwit sighed as he hefted an ale at the Forsaken Inn. There was nothing like Elvish love, and Figwit had experienced it in spades the night before. If only Arwen hadn't called out 'Strider!' at just the wrong moment...”

6. Kes writes: “Neelix paused outside Janeway's quarters. Was he being presumptuous? The captain had certainly seemed to encourage him with all her jokey banter about his coffee, but was she truly interested? Then a misty, faintly Okampan presence seemed to drift through his mind. ‘Ask her out,’ it seemed to plead desperately. ‘Please! I'm begging you!’ Reassured, Neelix rang the captain's doorbell. ‘Come!’ she replied forcefully from within...”

5. Tom Paris writes: “Worf furrowed his massive brows and gazed suspiciously into the Mirror of Galadriel. ‘What will I see?’ he growled. ‘Look and see,’ Galadriel purred playfully. Suddenly the waters cleared, and the emerging vision made Worf’s heart pound in his powerful breast. It was a sight that Worf had envisioned many times in his dreams, though never before had he suspected even for a moment that Aragorn shaved his chest...”

4. Data writes: “void Main { do { for (iMinutes = 0; iMinutes<60; iMinutes++) { crew SexyLt = new CDistraction; alien Zeneb5People = new CAlienThreat; heroicDeath (subject:=SexyLt, perpetrator:=Zeneb5People); datetime BummerForBeverly = new CMourningPeriod(months:=5) } } while ( fbUnrequitedLove(subject:=Crusher, object:=Picard) ); }”