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03-13-2005, 10:22 PM
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Q: Where is the VW Beetle parked?
A: Open shower door. Walk in. Turn on shower.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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03-14-2005, 02:26 AM
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Q: My God, my shower didn't come with a user's manual. What do I do!? DX
A: I think it was something about a normal size.
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'?
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#4303
03-14-2005, 03:48 AM
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Q: Ma'am, can you tell me give me an accurate size of this attacker's penatrator weapon?
A: Oh, Fuyu is having one of her Janeway days
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03-14-2005, 06:30 AM
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Q: How can you justify being so wierd today?
A: It's cold.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-14-2005, 05:02 PM
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Q: What can you tell me about the freezer?
A: It's hot
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03-14-2005, 10:03 PM
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Q: I don't think this mustard will convince people that i'm bleeding.
A: Please do not get confused between questions and answers
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#4308
03-14-2005, 10:25 PM
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Q: Shakespeare is an English writer of plays.
A: Ancient.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-14-2005, 11:02 PM
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Q: How old is this fossil?
A: It's bumpy
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03-15-2005, 05:41 AM
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Q: How was the drive over the river Kwai?
A: Sure, it all makes sense now. *rolls eyes*
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-15-2005, 06:03 AM
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Q: ...And that is how you treat my warp drive
A: I lost you when you started talking about all the technobabble.
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03-15-2005, 07:10 AM
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Q: So you turn the computer on by pressing the "on" button. When the screen comes on, you click on the blue "e" in the corner, and that's the internet. Now, to navigate the internet...
A: I would listen to you, but it's much more fun to watch this film.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-16-2005, 01:49 PM
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Q: .....And anyway, HEY! Are you even listening to me?
A: Hmmm....It tastes like a paisley fish....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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03-16-2005, 10:36 PM
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Q: How does this taste?
A: So I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-17-2005, 05:28 AM
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Q: HA HA! Look at this picture of you with an onion on your belt! What were you thinking?
A: And if I got mad at someone, they feel the wrath from my onion
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#4317
03-17-2005, 10:33 AM
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Q: What the heck is with all this "enlarge your ****** and ******* and ***** and even your ********** ****** *************** for 50 Cents a day" ads?
A: Meh, forget it.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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03-17-2005, 02:31 PM
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Q: Sorry, could you repeat that about your John/TopHatMan slash fanfic?
A: Ew. Icky icky icky! Get away from me! AAAAH!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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03-17-2005, 09:18 PM
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Q: How bad can Shatner's early singing be?
A: So, Lucas did it again. *Sees him coming* Keep him away from me! *Hissing and booing*
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03-18-2005, 07:29 AM
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Q: So, how do you like the new Star War's ranch?
A: From Wal-Mart's heart, I stab at thee!
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