February 28

[mudshark]

"And the Children Shall Lead"

Kirk: Hello, is anyone in here?
Darth Vader: No.
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Gorgan: Hello children. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, isn't it? Today, we will learn about commandeering. Can you say "commandeer"?
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Kirk: What is going on here?
Spock: I doubt even the writers know.

Sulu: Hooray, the daggers are gone!
Uhura: And I'm young again!
Spock: I would question what just happened, but I fear the explosive decompression of my brain.
Kirk: Yes, well at least the kids are crying now.
McCoy: Indeed, it's a healthy psychological sign.
Kirk: That, and they had it coming, those little sh--

Heheheh.

Liked the various summons of the angel and, of course, "Bonk, bonk!"


"Balance of Terror"

Spock: I closed the comm link for Commander Hansen's own good. Surak taught that the lakht cha'matoy -- the Sarcasm Before Death -- can be harmful to the katra.

Why am I thinking of Doon here?

Romulan Centurion: What the --? Did I just hear someone use the comm?
Decius: Yo. Reporting our success to the Praetor.
Centurion: We're trying to be invisible here! What if someone detected it?
Decius: It's cool, I used the code. You know, "ZHQL, ZLGL, ZLFL."
Centurion: You idiot! You're demoted!
Decius: Yes, Commander. (mutters) Gvrngsdfk.
Centurion: I heard that.

*znerk*

Stiles: Get out, you green-blooded green-blood! We don't need your treachery and ear tapering! (Spock leaves) How was that, master?
McCoy: (over the comm) Don't quit your day job.

Heh.

Commander: Yeah. Farewell, Captain. In another lifetime... I could have called you my son's best friend....
(BOOOOOOM)
Kirk: Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark, Leonard.
McCoy: (over the comm) What do I have to do with this?

Ouch.

Excellent conclusion to the "week". Good stuff, guys.