February 23

[mudshark]

Funny stuff!

Uhura: (reading) I'm... re..re..ceeving... an... in...coming... mess..age...Cap...tane
Chapel: Cap. Ten. Captain. Very good!
Uhura: You're a great teacher, Christine.
Chapel: Why thank you. You're a good student... um... Lieutenant.
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Kirk: Right, of course. Ladies and Linux tremble before me both.

Sargon: There was a great struggle on this planet. We began to fancy ourselves as gods!
Kirk: Really? Think you could give me some pointers on that?
Sargon: Assuredly!
Kirk: Ack!
(A blue ray envelops the captain)
Kirk (Sargon): It's been half a million years, but alas -- a brand new body! If only the head were large enough to contain my massive ego!
Spock: If only.
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Spock (Henoch): I require Nurse Chapel's help, to ensure maximum gullibility.
McCoy: She's all yours. Assuming you can scrape her off the floor and keep her conscious.
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Sargon: Struck down, I have become more powerful than Henoch can possibly imagine!

again.

These are both great, IJD. I'll have to get back to you on the titles, though, I think. My brain is still a bit sludgy yet, this morning.

Edit: ... unless the second and third titles are "Meld" and "Imperfection"?