War Stars

[KillerGodMan]

Scene #3- about three feet away from Binks’ home

BINKS and SOLO turn and are about to exit stage left, but WANOBI enters stage left, and walks towards Binks and Solo, BINKS and SOLO back away from WANOBI, who is still walking towards them.

WANOBI – So, Binks Jar-Jar, at last we finally meet!
BINKS – You! Yousa been taking mine subzway stamps!
WANOBI – No Binks, I AM YOUR SUBWAY STAMPS!
BINKS -. …What yousa been talking about? Subzway bein lifeless, they no speck.
WANOBI – I know, but I wanted to do a STAR WARS reference.
SOLO – Well, do the world a favor, and never, ever do that again
WANOBI – Meanie! You’ll pay!

WANOBI sucker punches SOLO, who falls down on the ground.

BINKS – NOOOOOOOO! Not the Subzway stamps!
WANOBI – FOOL! You will pay for you lack of English skills!
BINKS – Yousa been picking the wrong fight! Yousa gonna be paying for mine stamps!
WANOBI – They always want to do it the hard way… Fine! BRING IT ON!
BINKS – Messa called Binks Jar-Jar! Messa gonna make you PAY!

BINKS takes out his Light-Stick, and WANOBI takes out his light-saber. BINKS and WANOBI begin to fight, moving all about. Dare to be Stupid plays in the background.

WANOBI – You are a good fighter, but you will still fall!
BINKS – Messa never give up! Yousa killed mine stamps!
WANOBI – Well, I already said the joke with the stamps, but now, I’ll give you the cold-hearted truth.
BINKS – what?
WANOBI – Binks, I AM YOUR MOTHER’S FATHER’S BROTHER’S UNCLE’S FORMER ROOMMATE FROM UNIVERSITY!
BINKS – NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WANOBI – And that’s not all! I ALSO AM THE REASON THE NHL IS LOCKED OUT!
BINKS – ARRRRRRRGH! YOUSSA GONNA PAY FOR DIS!

BINKS starts to whack Wanobi with his light stick like it’s going out of style, WANOBI eventually falls to the ground in pain, and rolls around yelling various things. SOLO comes to, and gets up off the ground.

End Scene #3