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11-11-2004, 01:04 PM
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Top Ten Rejected Actors for Samwise Gamgee
10. Christopher Walken: His age was suspicious; what would a old Hobbit want with a young one? :wink: 9. Mike Meyers: Kept talking in a Scottish accent which distracted and confused everyone. 8. Patrick Stewart: His Shakespearean diction interfered with the Hobbit Slang pronunciations. 7. Richard Gere: Samwise doesn't tap-dance. 6. Jared Leto: Was off doing some side-projects; would have left Frodo alone. 5. Eric Szmada: Is already cute and cuddly on CSI; also, would use advanced investigation techniques to destruct ring within 24 hours.
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