Top Ten Signs You've Been Hanging Around 5MV Too L - ong. C'mon, everybody have a go. S'fun

[Wowbagger]

-149. You search all dogs for zippers, just in case they're really Aibos in disguise.

-150. If there is no zipper, you feel obligated to warn the dog's owner of the dangers of angered chili.

-151. You pause episodes midway through so you can watch along with the fiver.

-152. You remember when updates were regular and when "soon" meant "tomorrow." Oh, and when there was peace in Israel.

-153. You hurl stale Timbits at anyone who invokes the last one, since it never happened.

-154. You make jokes about Ron Mercer and the parody police, even though you've never heard of This Hour has Twenty-Two Minutes.

-155. You start giving strange hats to your doctor friends.

-156. You try to kill your doctor friends in various strange ways, and, whether or not you succeed, you run off laughing maniacally and occasionally shouting "GAK!"

-157. You start beating up anyone who uses more than one exclamation point, even if they're spoken exclamation points.

-158. You go to other websites and intentionally divert their threads to random and tangental territory. Preferably within the first 15 posts.

-159. You keep pressuring a friend whose brother designed "Chex Quest" to check out the fiver.

-160. You put thirteen items on a top ten list even though you've only read five of the fifteen pages of the thread.