Hello,I'm Tarn-Vedra!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Hello, new person!
Hello!
Greetings.
Salutations!
What the--? Right, you lot, back in the cage!
You can't make us go!
We want to be freeee!
Well, speak for yourself. I just want a sandwich.
Look, you're not allowed out, okay? You know what happens when you lot get free. And you never bloody tell me either! All I remember is blacking out and then coming too hours later, blood everywhere...
Well, it's never ours so there's nothing to worry about, is there?
If you could make it a tuna-mayo, I'd be very grateful, but really, I'm not fussy.
There's never any evidence, so what's to worry about? A few newbies go missing every year? So what?
Right, that's it! I'm getting out the Dried Frog Pills!
Nooooooo!
We'll be good, we promise!
Or egg-mayo, that would be nice too...

*Pointy takes the pills*

...There, that should keep the voices at bay for a little while at least.

Anyway, as I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted, welcome to 5MV, where all the posters are a paragon of sanity and perfect mental health!