Top 7 lists - like Top 10, only not funny

[taya17]

Awww, no cuntries allowed? I kid, I kid!

Gee, actually I'm pretty sure I haven't much of a ranked preference, so I'm just gonna go with the flow here... ask me in ten minutes and I'll probably give you a different list. (7 isn't enough, actually!)

7. Russia
6. Hungary
5. Germany
4. Canada
3. New Zealand
2. Croatia
1. Kyrgyzstan. What's not to like about a country whose name I can't even spell, much less pronounce?

Notice how my own country doesn't come into the list? I'm a non-patriot, I am!

Nits, I APOLOGIZE DEEPLY if this post was FUNNY to you. I can't help being BORN FUNNY, can I?