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 ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Billy: Shame we don't know what he looks like. Barkeep, do you know Doc Holliday?Barkeeper: Holliday... Holliday... Oh yeah, I remember. Elderly chap. Long white hair, pointy nose. Haven't seen him in six months.[/quote ost_uid0]Heheheh. [quote ost_uid0]Ike: Looking for Doc Holliday, la la la ... Hey, old timer! Are you the doctor who --Doctor: Yes. Ike: That was easy. Doc: Glad I was still in back for that. ... Doctor: Oh. Well, ignorant ruffian, clearly "DH" stands for ... er ... (points guns at Clantons) "Dis is a Holdup!" Clantons: (gasp) Earp: Nice save. Too bad holdups are illegal in this town. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station. Doctor: It's a fair cop. ... Phineas: Holliday and those Earps are gonna pay for killing my brother Tuna Melt. Holliday: That Johnny Ringo's gonna pay for stealing my gal. Ringo: They're all morons. I'm going to use the Clantons as bait, then fall on the Earps from behind. Everybody dies! Yeehah! Steven: Note to self: Invent Kevlar. Immediately. ... Billy: 'Tis a far, far better thing I do -- GAK! Ringo: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden with -- GAK![/quote ost_uid0]:lol: :lol:[/color ost_uid0]
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