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ost_uid0]Q: What do you think we could do to annoy the members of this forum to no end?A: No! For the love of God no! NO![/color ost_uid0]
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#2882
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ost_uid0]Q: I think I want to re-make The Birdcage, but this time starring TopHatMan and John.A: Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] What would Opium's Dream Tennis Match sound like?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Eek.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Sean Bean may be stariring in a new movie where he's the romantic lead opposite Robin Williams. A: That was a really strange comment, you know that?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Are you on drugs, Opium? That last comment sounded weird.A: I have the answer. Now where did I put it again. Arg, I keep misplacing the answer.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, wheres the answer?A: Thats not even a question![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Hey, I've got a silly question. "Skinnamarinky dinky-dink, skinnamarinky-doooo!"[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Ow. That hurt.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2888
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ost_uid0]Q: If you're going to try to thwap someone with a humongous space station, you really ought to make sure you actually HIT the person so it doesn't swing around and thwap [b ost_uid0]you[/b ost_uid0] like it just did...A: But I might be gone until next Tuesday![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, I know you are about to go on this dangerous mission, but I would like to inform you of that there are some hot alien women on their way to meet you. A: Oh, I forgot I left the coffee pot on in my ready room.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2890
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ost_uid0]Q. Captain Janeway, what's that smell?A. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2891
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ost_uid0]Q: Thank you for choosing Enterprise Dining. Please state the beverage you like, brand, and the temperature. You have been identified as Captain Picard.A: Our scans did not pick you up.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: O'Brien, did you see that big ship with the name "Doom" on it?A: Everyone's a Captain Kirk.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey baby, lets take a walk on the wild sideA: I heard Tom has been in the holodeck playing Halo 3D all day long.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: So anyways, then Tom and I won the Mars 500...A: If you think it's that way, then just do it![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I believe the way out is over here past this dangerous animal that wants to eat me. A: What a waste, another redshirt gone[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q. What is the least likely thing you'll ever hear on Star Trek?A. Bob.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you catch the name of that dying redshirt?A: Next![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q. Captain, Ensign Ihavenoname has been killed, there are only 2 redshirts left! what should I do?A. Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.[/color ost_uid0]
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#2899
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ost_uid0]Q: I want to make a takcy comedy. Who should I hire?A: May I choose another...PLEASE![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, after drawing for partners in tonight's square dance competition, you get John. Congrats. *snickers*A: That will be the last snicker you will ever do.[/color ost_uid0]
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