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[color=#000000ost_uid0]These are very silly, but it's late.

3. Captain Charlie X.
Riley: ...and then the Andorian said, "Not with my pig you won't!"
Charlie: (rolls his eyes at Riley's terrible joke)
Riley: GAK!
Spock: Sigh. We lose more lieutenants that way.

2. Captain Jadzia Dax.
O'Brien: The Cardiassian fighters are closing in on the station, Captain. What are your orders?
Jadzia: Miles, chill out. You're giving me a muscle cramp in my neck. Say, Nerys, I could really go for a holosuite backrub--want to join me?
Kira: Sounds good. Miles, watch the store for us, O.K.?
O'Brien: Um, yeah, O.K. I'll just tell the Cardassians to hang loose for a while until you come back?
Jadzia: That would be perfect. You're a real teddy bear, Miles.
O'Brien: Um, thanks.

1. Captain Uhura.
Uhura: Hail the approaching Gorn ship, slave.
Kirk (sheepishly): Yes, sir. Hailing--
Uhura: [iost_uid0]What did I say about those three words?[/iost_uid0]
Kirk (even more sheepishly): That you would staple my spleen to my big toe if I ever used them again. Sir.
Uhura (settling into the captain's chair): That's right.



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