Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, first off, I did *not* send you any rings. Second, I am female. Third, that's a trial pack of Cheerios.


A: Edited because I forgot something.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you come back so quickly?

A: Ever get that feeling that you are married?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You came back from the future to tell me, what exactly?

A: "Men are sarcastic, women are evil"[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Janeway, what did you learn at the academy today?

A: I just know you will be a fine captain one day, just like Captain Kirk.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: In keeping with no continuity, what was Archer told as a boy that made him want to be a captain?



A: I suppose if it was in fact a fish, there wouldn't have been a movie![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was John's idea for a character in a movie?

A: "Danger! Bridge ouuuuuuut"[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Right before we fell into this river, what was that man trying to yell at us?


A: Well now that was unexpected![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look out! There's a horde of psychotic journalistically inclined pigs coming this direction bent on killing the entire human race with their poisonous quilts so they can have some nice new conversation pieces for their living rooms!


A: Use the "for()" loop![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What sort of loop should I use for the collar of this sweater I'm knitting?



A: I think you meant "loonie".[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I didn't ask for the Loony Tunes

A: Captain, I think we found a planet, or maybe its just another rock floating in space.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did we just hit?



A: They are a strange, smart society, with many odd customs.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does the crew of Enterprise describe every species they run into?

A: Starships are meant to be flown in space, not to be crash landing on planets. Picard, this is the last letter we are going to be able to give you. Now, will you PLEASE keep Enterprise Z in one piece![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Admiral Janeway, I may have had my portion of distasters, but in the end, at least I sort of kind of have love, which is I realize is something you have not had. Is that why you wanted to become Admiral so badly?


A: RedShirt Survivor: The Moon[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:What reality show had the shortest run time due to all the contestants dying within the first hour?

A: Oh yes, I remember that show. That reality show lasted at least 10 years.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember "Survivor: Captains"? That ending where they all decided to share the million was cool!


A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey TopHatMan, show me that new dance move you do when you are wondering in the malls.

A: When you do the stomp, make sure you are not in the food court near any mustard packets[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what suggestions do you have for people dancing your new groove in malls?



A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what is the proper dance to do after you buy something?

A: When that happens, don't dance, just RUN![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What should I do if I see John and TopHatMan in talks with Paramount to make 'Star Trek:Voyages of John and TopHatMan'?


A:Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Repeat.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: When on fire, what should you do?

A: Ummmm, Can you show me that dance move again please?[/colorost_uid0]