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ost_uid0]Q: [Prime Minister Martin to Pres. Bush]: Did you like the bowl of wax fruit I gave you?A: You might want to return to the past Marty and get my car.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Look, Pres Bush, I'm sorry about Canada beating you in the car race, but really...A: Maybe try again in a week or so.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: What if we miss the lightning bolt?A: AAA! Everything's gone dark![/color ost_uid0]
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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ost_uid0]Q:{Q to Picard} Okay, good night, I'm going to turn out the lights, including the stars!A: TopHatMan and John need to make an appearance, too![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: So if 17 wants to kill a story, what should she include in the story? A: Nope, we tried that before and look where we are now.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you ever tried killing a thread by introducing a disposable, washable, recylable character?A: Spelling is for those not on cough syrup! And TopHatMan and John![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are you having a hard time spelling on your fivers?A: Pants[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] When you go on vacation, what do you bring?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Of course! Replying to that would have been inappropriate.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q: Why didnt you reply when I asked if you were in love with TopHatMan and John? Well? Tell me why not!A: That is a private matter which is only appropriate for your psyciatrist and your livejournal.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: I see dead peopleA: I see them too[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] I see life people.[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] And this is my answer.[/color ost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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ost_uid0]Q. See here's the question...A. Actualy i find it almost painfuly ironic[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear of the ironing board maker who got run over by a truck full of irons?A: But why is the rum gone? Not to mention TopHatMan and John![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, it's morning. That was some party we had last night. A: The answer to your question will be found in the answer of the next post after yours.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Could you please be a little more vague?A: Thank you. That was just what I needed.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: you mean-spirited horrid person! *slap*A: Look! No one has mentioned Top Hat Man or John in a while![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: It has come to a point where we don't have to mention certain people. They will continue doing what they do in the background of our posts...A: When will you realize that I am your father[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: "The father will kill the son"? What's this? And when is this going to happen, anyway?A: While this might be true, I don't care about them, and I am even prepared to kill them if I have to.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you see those people on Survivor who were chained to the big bucket of water?A: I guess Oedipus Rex and Equus could be considered to have some themes which may overlap.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: Teacher, didn't we read a book last semester with the same theme? Im tired of this theme, I want something new besides love and death. A: Dude, I got this ring delivered to me by email. To bad it doesn't quite fit, plus its not water resistant.[/color ost_uid0]
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