Five-Minute History of Rome

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[quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Legionary: Oh mighty Consul, the Carthaginian-Macedonian alliance is too strong! We`re not going to win this war.
Consul: Not to worry! I`ve sent letters, telling the Carthaginian king the Macedonians called his mother a goat, and to the Macedonian king that the Carthaginians named a public toilet after him. That alliance is over.
Legionary: Wow! What a brilliant and original tactic!
Consul: It`s a little invention of mine. I think I`ll call it [iost_uid0]divide et impera[/iost_uid0].

(The Roman Empire falls at Ludicrous Speed)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I've just been inspired to five my genetics notes, here... Good one, Nic![/colorost_uid0]