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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Places Star Trek Characters Want to Visit on Vacation

10. Kira: The Mirror Universe (she's out of milk again)
9. Picard: Tenegra (to visit the Darmok and Jalad Memorial Museum and Gift Shop, where they supposedly have very good pie)
8. Wesley: The holodeck (to start checking out all the weird-ass slash fiction where he makes out with Riker (er, Troi))
7. Uhura: Center of the Galaxy (since that's evidently what it takes for her to get a man around here)
6. Spock: Vulcanis (so much nicer than Vulcan, and hardly anyone knows it's there)
5. Worf: Planet Bat'lethia (the world made entirely of bat'leths; unfortunately the PainStick Alpha has been overrun with American tourists)
4. Tucker: Pecan Pie. Oh yeah, it's a place.
3. Lwaxana: The Edo world (boy, could she use a rub-down, if you know what I mean)
2. Porthos: Anyplace where he can finally get some decent walkies instead of being locked up all day in a ready room with no cheese for chrissake

And the Number One Place Star Trek Characters Want to Visit on Vacation:

1. Odo: Daliwood


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