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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Reasons Worf Can't Hit Anything With A Hand Phaser

10. He's actually near sighted, but Klingons do not wear glasses.
9. He never bothered to read the instruction manual.
8. It looks cool to shoot from the hip, even though you always miss.
7. To play a joke on him, Q bends the beams away from the target.
6. Phase practice is not honorable.
5. He's trying to send them with the force, so he closes his eyes before firing.
4. He's trying to show off his pacifist side.
3. He thinks it'll impress women to not take the "wimpy" way out.
2. Phasers set on kill are changed by the computer to prevent death. No one has bothered to tell Worf this.
1.If he hit them... well... he wouldn't get to beat them up!

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