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[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]9. What appears to be a brain sucking alien comes aboard but then turns out to just want all of the leola root. There is much rejoicing when janeway gives him all of it.
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This one is deliriously funny,

Top 10 Ways Porthos can take over the ship:

10. He barks everyone unconscious
9. He receives outside assistance by becoming a Suliban double agent
8. He chews off the wires on the life support system
7. He calls reinforcements from the Gamma Quadrant. Porthos is actually an evil Shapeshifter, a ghastly truth to be revealed in the Series Finale itself
6. He teams up with Aibo - disaster inevitable
5. He drinks a mysterious substance known as "The Coffee, Black", after which he is able to breath fire.
4. He starts being extra-cuddly and convinces Archer to give him control of the ship. It takes him 4 minutes.
3. He switches everyone`s food with chilli.
2. He bites everyone to death. (I feel cruel today)

and Number 1 Way Porthos Can Take Over The Ship

1. He uses weapons of mass destruction, reported mysteriously stolen from the year 2003 by a small, furry time traveler.


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