Top Ten Signs You've Been Hanging Around 5MV Too L - ong. C'mon, everybody have a go. S'fun

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And the (weapons officer? chief of security? resident ambassador?) would be a Ferengi a.k.a. The Show's Official Comic Relief And Instigator Of Half The Plot Devices.


Ferengi Security Chief: Grrr! You killed my pet [iost_uid0]brungal[/iost_uid0]! :crying:
Generic Guest Star Villain: Don't forget I screwed up half the ship's systems too and am now on my way to Engineering to blow the ship to bits.
Ferengi: Oh yeah, that too. Anyway, prepare to die like the scum you are, worm! I'm going to blast you full of holes for sure! :madder: Never mind that we still have ten minutes to go in the show!
Villain: I'll give you twenty latinum bars to let me live. Thirty to let me by you into Engineering.
Ferengi: Thirty? Ooo. Make it sixty and we have a deal.
Villain: And a way to fill out the episode. Muahahaha!
Captain: (over the comm) Remind me why we keep you on the ship, much less in such a sensitive position, again?[/colorost_uid0]