Block 19 - Temet nosce

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] Neo, you're not the One.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Damn.
[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] Also, I'd like you to die painfully. Um, for Morpheus's sake.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Okay. Damn.
[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] But we [iost_uid0]do[/iost_uid0] have some lovely consolation prizes for you. Here, have a cookie.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Can I have two?
[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] No.

[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] [GRANDMOTHERLY]Hi, Neo. Have a cookie.[/GRANDMOTHERLY]
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Um, are you speaking in BBCode?
[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] [BLATANT LIE]Of course not. Also, you're not the One.[/BLATANT LIE]

[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] Hmmm... Let's see if you're the One or not. Don't worry - if you're not the One, at least you'll get a cookie.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] Ooooooo! Can I just take the cookie?

[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] Sorry, Neo. You're not the One.
[bost_uid0]Neo:[/bost_uid0] I'm not? But Morpheus was so sure...
[bost_uid0]Oracle:[/bost_uid0] I pronounce you... the Eon.

I was particularly fond of this one line:
[quoteost_uid0]Oracle: You see that sign? It means, "If you can read this, you're not the One."[/quoteost_uid0]

But a lot of the other stuff was great, too.

Trip, am I mistaken, or have we yet another newcomer? Awright! Welcome aboard. [/colorost_uid0]