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10-10-2003, 09:28 AM
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 ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] NeoM! Help me! My daughter's trapped in that burning building![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] He's taken a life of his own, it seems....(Well, I TRIED my best to question the answer, but for the life of me I couldn't come up with a decent question. Yes, decent as in suitable for kids under fifteen.)[/color ost_uid0]
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10-10-2003, 10:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is Phlox so happy after Mayweather died?A: I still dont get how 17's sig is pop-up![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-10-2003, 10:59 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-10-2003, 06:39 PM
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10-10-2003, 07:44 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-10-2003, 08:33 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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10-10-2003, 09:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Was it Professor Frink in the Computer Room with a Mouse Cord?A: Crap, my universal translator is busted[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-10-2003, 09:19 PM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oo-wah floggaloggle krik?
A: Tuesday afternoon. [quote:post_uid0]You and her? Together? Where can I throw up?[/quote:post_uid0] Very funny :P[/color:post_uid0]
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10-10-2003, 09:20 PM
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ost_uid0]Dammit Sa'ar. That answer got "cat" written all over it. :swear: Q: When did you meet her, exactly? A: Say, do you remember when you were trying to persuate me to join your little freak club? Remember I said no?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-10-2003, 09:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey Captain, can you do me a favor and join my band?A: Sorry Captain, it won't come until Tuesday.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-10-2003, 09:57 PM
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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10-10-2003, 10:05 PM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-10-2003, 10:14 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: It could take years to go around that dangerous nebula in which almost everything is destroyed.A: So I hear. Anyway, did I ever tell you about my business partner here?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-10-2003, 10:30 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, have you heard about the big news? John is back from the Volcano.A: Mr Frodo, Watch out for that tree![/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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10-11-2003, 12:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Me Frodo, you Arwen. AAAA--aaaaaa-AAAAAAHHHH *thunk!*A: Run, Joey, Run.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-11-2003, 12:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, I'm Ensign Joey. What's that?A: Is there a difference?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-11-2003, 12:31 AM
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10-11-2003, 12:34 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Meiosis or Mitosis?A: Trailer for sale or rent[/color ost_uid0]
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10-11-2003, 05:27 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, look at the hooters on that hot "innocent" chick that just took over the ship.A: Dude, where's my starship?[/color ost_uid0]
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