Block 8 - Something is wrong with the world

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Trinity: Beyond this door lies all your answers.
Neo: Cool
*opens door*
Morpheus: It is great to finally meet The One
Neo: I thought you were The One
Morpheus: Don't make this difficult

Morpheus: So you want to know what the matrix is?
Neo: All I know that the movie kicked ass
Morpheus: Then you should know what comes next
Neo: Is this where I pick between the two pills?
Morpheus: Yes, but we are all out of pills, so we are having to make due with candy.

Morpheus: This will be as simple as day and night
Neo: Go on.
Morpheus: If you take this NyQuil Pill, you will sleep like a log and wake up in the morning thinking this was a dream. Take the DayQuil Pill, you will see just how far the rabbit hole goes.
Neo: Is Trinity at the end of the rabbit hole?
Morpheus: Yes
Neo: DayQuil it is then.

Morpheus: Hold still while we find you
Neo: But I am right here
Morpheus: Geez, just look at yourself in that mirror while we free your mind.
*Neo touches mirror*
Neo: HELP!! The mirror is attacking me!
Morpheus: Oh how I love the attacking mirror trick. Great for April Fool jokes.

*flushed*
Neo:Oh look, this must be the rabbit hole.
Neo:Weeeeeee!!!
*5 minutes later*
Neo:This is some deep rabbit hole
*5 hours later**splash*
Neo: About time!
Morpheus: Hello Alice. How was the trip?
Neo: Hey, where is Trinity?
Trinity: I'm over here eating lunch.

*Alternate*
Morpheus: Hey Neo, welcome to the real world
Neo: The Real World? You mean I am on MTV?
Morpheus: Far From it
Trinity: Smile, your on candid camera
Neo: D'oh[/colorost_uid0]