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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] My tribble's BMI is 25... do you think that's a good sign, Doctor?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Ej im ta fey deja I.....[/color ost_uid0]
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#1582
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ost_uid0]Q: What's Klingon for "Kahless's fly is down"?A: Bzzzzzt Ball![/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1583
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] What do they call a game played with an electric rugby ball?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] I'm sorry, my brain is tired. You were saying?[/color ost_uid0]
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#1584
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ost_uid0]Q: We've come to the end of my two hour lecture. Are there any questions?A: I am [i ost_uid0]so[/i ost_uid0] going to kill you.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: And then after that I said... You aren't listening to me ,are you, Tom? Oh, andJaneway's so sexy..Seven is actually a guy.Oh and by the way,In today's experiment we will carry out the nitration of an aromatic ring, an example of electrophilic aromatic substitution. There are a couple of unusual features to this experiment. (1) Under the reaction conditions employed, you will do a double nitration. That is, the product from the first nitration reacts a second time. (2) The are two aromatic rings in the substrate (2-benzylpyridine), a nitrogen-containing pyridine ring and a phenyl ring. Both types of aromatic rings can, in principle, undergo electrophilic aromatic substitution, but we find that one, the phenyl ring, reacts faster in this case. We call this type selectivity, where one type of functional group reacts faster than another, chemoselectivity. If you think about what should happen to the pyridine in acid, you should be able to reason why the phenyl reacts faster (i.e., chemoselectively) in this reaction.A: No.No. No. No.[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1586
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Haha Cat you'll never guess what I just did :coughcoughstrippedSheridanandtiedhimtoyourbedcoug hcough: Heh.[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Argh.[Whoa... it's freaky... our mixed up posts actually make some sense. :sweatdrops:][/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: That's it. Where's that Hammer of Smiting? Ah, there it is :Smites 17:A: I haven't read the whole essay yet, but I will... Soon.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Have you read my document on blue rolling ships, Captain Janeway? I hear it might be nessasary in the Badlands.A: fallalalally, down here in the valley[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1589
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you doing? And where the hell are you?A: And then I put this one there, and I win. See? I won, now give me the money.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, It is impossible for you to beat me in kaltoh. A wager will not have any effect on the outcome. However, I will agree to give you twenty credits if you beat me.A: Yes ,please. salt and milk in my tea.[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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ost_uid0]Q: There are four warbirds approaching, captain. Captain?A: There's nothing wrong with dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] A box of mooncakes.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: What did John Sheridan get you for your birthday?A: Iraq [quote ost_uid0]Q: So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?[/quote ost_uid0]That reminds me of heat... [/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you mix the lunar calendar and batter?A:Love[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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ost_uid0]Q: What is it that made Sa'ar promise 17 he wouldn't do post-sessions with me?A: Would you wait for me? (For some reason the library closes in this break )[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Delenn, can I space your teddy bear if you aren't out in five minutes? You said you'll be ready in ten minutes half an hour ago!A: Nada. Zip. Zilch [ Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....] [b ost_uid0][i ost_uid0][ : RUNS :] [/i ost_uid0][/b ost_uid0][/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] So, what are the chances pkyyr is going to survive the nuclear arsenal I have [b ost_uid0]AIMED AT HER HEAD [i ost_uid0]RIGHT NOW?![/b ost_uid0][/i ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] DO me a favour and jump off the nearest cliff, will you?[You guys are dead. SO dead. SOOOO dead. :adds Cat and pkyyr to her growing list of 'To Kill' people:][/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: ewp?A: *Whine* [ hides where no one can find her] :dead: 8|[/color ost_uid0]
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Ivanova is God. So is Kathryn Janeway, Delenn and Porthos. I am weird. |
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#1599
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN! Bad Captain! No biscuit![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] I'm thinking of, thinking of....(You can run, but you can't hide! I'm gonna getcha! )[/color ost_uid0]
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#1600
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ost_uid0]Q: You're so quiet. What are you thinking about?A: You're wrong. That was me correcting you. [quote ost_uid0]So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....][/quote ost_uid0]No, but I plan to go forward in time, kidnap their first son, bring him back, and marry him. It makes it easier to take over control. Try telling Zeke 17 hates pie. The chances of him believing it are not good, but if he does... [/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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