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09-26-2003, 12:49 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What's that smell?A: Zwitterions[/color ost_uid0]
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#1542
09-26-2003, 01:04 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gee, these amino acids are neutral! I think we should give them a name. I was thinking... something Swiss-sounding, since the Swiss always maintain neutrality. Swiss-sounding... Swiss-sounding... Suggest something?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Earthquake! EARTHQUAKE![/colorost_uid0]
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#1543
09-26-2003, 01:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *spitting out water* Well, that was fun. Where'd that giant wave come from?A: Sally Ann can. (For those of you not paying attention, there was an 8.0 earthquake near Japan earlier today, so early today that it was still yesterday where I live. No casualties, minimal damage, but much of the northern Pacific Rim was put on Tsunami Watch. This may have affected me, but by the time I found out about it the watch had been lifted. Vancouver's pretty safe, though, since it's practically inland waters and has a big island to shield it. Sucks to be Nan, though. )[/color ost_uid0]
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#1544
09-26-2003, 01:15 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I'm a man... I'm a man... I can dance in the sand... and.. and... ARGH! I can't finish the rhyme![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Oh let me beee.... your TEDDY BEAAARRR!(Oh no. NAN! :shrieks  [/colorost_uid0]
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#1545
09-26-2003, 01:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What song did the drunk guys torture the girls with at college karaoke last night?A:Everythings sucks but the vacuum! ((and yes, the above Q is true...how the frell is karaoke spelled? ))[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1546
09-26-2003, 01:42 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what were the guys singing after the the girls decided to take a hint from Sheridan and started spacing the said teddy bears?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's spelt K-A-R-A-O-K-E. Karaoke![/colorost_uid0]
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#1547
09-26-2003, 02:11 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you spell "vaccuum"?A: Can't Help Falling In Love (That's one of my karaoke standbys...along with It's Not Unusual and Sweet Transvestite)[/color ost_uid0]
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#1548
09-26-2003, 02:37 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Wait, are you trying to say that when Sheridan fell off that cliff, it was because he [iost_uid0]jumped[/iost_uid0]? But I thought he was in love! Why?(How many lame jokes can you wring out of one gag?) [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Under certain environmental circumstances, that might be a favourable mutation.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1549
09-26-2003, 02:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where'd this third kidney come from?A: Put your head on my shoulder (Let's find out)[/color ost_uid0]
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09-26-2003, 02:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oops, Doctor Frankenstein, the spare head just fell out of my bag. Where can I put it now?A: How many times must I tell him? Open them at night, close them in the morning! Open them at night, close them in the morning! ("It's Not Unusual" [i ost_uid0]does[/iost_uid0] seem to be unusually popular among those who like to spontaneously break out in song)[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-26-2003, 02:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hangovered-guy asks, "Can I please go to the bar...it's already 11am!"A: I;m frying, on a jet plaaaaaaanne, do you know when it's packing time...[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1553
09-26-2003, 03:04 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's with all the swallow references?A: We're having a party.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1555
09-26-2003, 03:23 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: We're out of Starfuries. What else do we have?A: Imitation rugby.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1556
09-26-2003, 03:26 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Chakotay, I happened to notice an entire pile of crewmembers in the middle of the mess hall. What were they doing?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's inactive.Edit: Post 1500! Woot![/color ost_uid0]
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#1557
09-26-2003, 05:39 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why won't my neon explode?A: I remember you now. You were on the mother ship![/color ost_uid0]
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#1558
09-26-2003, 07:46 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Rick Berman, dont you remember me? I'm called "Plot Timeline"!A: And so he's not the winner.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1559
09-26-2003, 08:38 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why didn't John win something? He did come in second!A: Please stay away from me with that. (Congrats on your 1500 posts, 17 :grumblegrumble [/colorost_uid0]
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09-26-2003, 08:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How would you like the new, forgotten-cliche Legolas, Jack Sparrow and John Sheridan Pie Pudding?A: Men are silly when they dont get their hats.[/color ost_uid0]
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