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#1461
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ost_uid0]Q: "You will know pain. You will know fear. Then you will die." Hmm. Strange letter. Anything else in the envelope?A: Mmmmmm....[/color ost_uid0]
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#1462
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Stop quoting G'Kar when I'm trying to kiss you, you moron![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Alkane. Alkyne. Nevermyne.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1463
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you get when you combine humane with 1-I-1-ORN-flying propyl people ether?A: Exotic aliens.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1464
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Whoah. This soup sure tastes great! What is it made of?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Delenn.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1465
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ost_uid0]Q: Who's my chief rival?A: 1495, Columbus made it back alive.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1466
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Quick, give me a historical rhyme![b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Gender Awareness Week.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1467
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ost_uid0]Q: What is going to be the next theme on 5mv?A: Perfectly Normal Beasts[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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#1468
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] And what, exactly, is this Gender Awareness Week going to feature?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Buffered saline.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1469
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ost_uid0]Q: My coffee tastes strange. What did you put it in?A: Martha Stewart.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1470
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] DNA fingerprinting led to [i ost_uid0]who[/i ost_uid0] being implicated as Patrick Stewart's long-lost sister?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] The raindrops.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1471
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ost_uid0]Q: What keeps hammering on my poor abused head?A: Vietnamese script.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1472
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] "Von Truangh Mun--WHA?" What the hell is up with the latest episode of Enterprise?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Highway 51.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1473
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ost_uid0]Q: What road do I take to get to Starfleet Headquarters?A: Ostrich Eggs and Pig Tongues[/color ost_uid0]
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#1474
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] Neelix, what's the special today?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Simple linear regression.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1475
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Q: How do you know a show is going down the tubes fast?A: Next time on Fear Factor...Tribbles![/color ost_uid0]
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#1476
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] How do you know when John Sheridan has taken over reality TV programming?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Annoying buzzes.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1477
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ost_uid0]Q: What do you call those irritating haircuts you get when you enlist in the army?A: Bungee[/color ost_uid0]
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#1478
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ost_uid0][b ost_uid0]Q:[/b ost_uid0] So, Kosh, when you said "JumP" back there at Z'Ha'Dum, what did you REALLY mean?[b ost_uid0]A:[/b ost_uid0] Ouch.[/color ost_uid0]
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#1479
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ost_uid0]Q: *poke*A: Citrical[/color ost_uid0]
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#1480
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ost_uid0]Q: You must be dreaming again.A: The Queens of Kings, then the King of Jokers[/color ost_uid0]
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