Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What book should I give to people who grow dates?



A: Oh, wow, that's cool! *dripping of sarcasm*[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know I saw John Sheridan covered by Tribbles?

A: I was here in my bed at 3:01am on Sept 22, 2003. I promise.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, there was a gigantic thermonuclear explosion down the street early this morning, the 22nd of September, 2003. Know anything about it?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because they're my favourite![/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So why can't I eat the red M&M?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] To quote ambassador Spock: "Yes"[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Michiel, are you opposed to the use of really short quotations that could be attributed to just about anyone?

A: Drat. Ask them if they'll trade it back for Los Angeles and a couple of bottles of Coke.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Bad news Mr. President! Some moron traded Roswell's aliens for Marseille with the French.

A: It was shaped like a dwarf, but it had the size of a dragon.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What makes you think Gimli's been into my Expanding Potion?

A: YARRRRRRRRRR![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who does Picard usually call when his thee isn't the way he likes it?

A: T'Pol, but only when she's having an argument with the Vulcan High Command.

Sa'ar, is there any particular reason you haven't been on ICQ for the last three days?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who do you want to send to the planet to negotiate for supplies?

A: Don't look at me, you are the one that told me to do it captain.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why have you battered down my hatchet?

A: Avast, ye scurvy seadogs!

I have no job. I have no life. Where else would I be but ICQ? I'm on right now.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Jack Sparrow, do you know how hot you are?


A: It's a part of the huge circular ark of life, dude![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is the side of a ship blocking my viewport?

A: There's no place for a flea on a dog with no hair.

Edit: Slim Dusty RIP: 1927-2003[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Yii! Why are you shaving Neelix?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Fish and ships.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do sea monsters eat for dinner? (Har har har)

A: Curl up and dye.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do tribbles do when you drown them in henna?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Lame jokes.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's my most endearing quality.

A: Sa'ar bug[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Doc, I cant stop being sacastic and making bad jokes...what mental disease do I have?



A: Here is the land of the Great Lakes, the Free Trade Agreement and Braveheart fans.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How do you know when you're in La-La-Land?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Blood, gore and guns made from animal bones.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hemoglobin, Misterexvicepresident and femurlocks.

A: Talking with your mouth full.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Whaf di youf shae waf not a goof oydea agin?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A dead rose.[/colorost_uid0]