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09-21-2003, 01:42 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What are you eating?A: Actually, it's a song.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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09-21-2003, 01:48 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1423
09-21-2003, 01:52 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 02:01 PM
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1425
09-21-2003, 02:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Yes, it does.A: Don't remind me. It was horrible.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 03:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember when...A: Isn't that in violation of the laws of physics or something?[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-21-2003, 03:42 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1428
09-21-2003, 03:46 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Did you hear about that new president of that small country revoking all laws there?A: Okay, that's just stupid.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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09-21-2003, 03:56 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember when you climbed in a tree and didn't have the guts to get out again?A: It's a pencil, weirdo.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 04:03 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Phlox: What's this sharp wooden object with the dark interior where the color comes off?A: It took me 3 years and 2477515 paperclips, but I did it![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1431
09-21-2003, 04:12 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I hear you made a model of [iost_uid0]Deep Space 9[/iost_uid0], entirely of paperclips?A: He was The Redshirt Who Wouldn't Die.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-21-2003, 04:23 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I heard they gave a special title to the one remaining original redshirt when they decomissioned the original Enterprise. What was it again?A: Heads I win, tails you lose[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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#1433
09-21-2003, 04:31 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How are we going to solve this difference of opinion?A: That wouldn't be fair now would it?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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09-22-2003, 01:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:I think that a president or prime minister or chancillor should be voted in by the people, for the people, and not some Electoral College.A: That's not a question, so I'm not giving an answer...even if by saying this I am.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1435
09-22-2003, 01:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Not Q: Tell me a story.A: Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1437
09-22-2003, 02:39 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What lives in the Amazon?A: I'm not dead yet![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1438
09-22-2003, 03:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hello, officers. Pay no attention to the dead geezer whose heart I ripped out and buried under the floor, okay?A: Stop making excuses. You're dead, okay? Get over it.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-22-2003, 03:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q; I'm going for a waaaalk!A: Six white boomers.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1440
09-22-2003, 06:55 AM
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ost_uid0]W:Sa'ar, what did you order this time?A: The art of dating[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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