Group Adaptive Story - Like the onebyone story, only stranger.

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Just then, some soap opera music started playing, causing everyone to look around. All of a sudden, Anya's baby was 10 years old. "Aha, he looks like Q, but then again, he looks like Jack," said Anya, who felt light all of a sudden from the lack of baby weight.
"I think our sperm had a duel, but noone won, so they compromised," said Jack.
"So, who's the Daddy?" asked Q.
"You are Q, why don't you tell us? You are the all wise being of the universe,"said Picard.
"Well, There is only one thing I cannot control in the universe, and that is Soap Operas," said Q while looking down at the ground.

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