September 16

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Annnnnnd here's "The Xindi."[/colorost_uid0]

[Tate]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Looks good.

I haven't read it all yet, but so far I really like:
[quoteost_uid0]Tucker: So, as you can see, gravity in the cargo bay is....
(pause)
Tucker: I said, is....
Cargo Bins: Oh, right! (CRASH)
Archer: Wow. That can't possibly be explained by science. Therefore it didn't happen. What did you really call me down here for, Trip?
Tucker: I was sorta hopin' the cargo bins would target you. [/quoteost_uid0]

Good job, Zeke.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're a funny man, Zeke. I'll kill you last.[/colorost_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]just a small question - what's with this "prettiest thing"? It's everywhere, but I don't get it...am I missing something?

Sorry[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Great fiver, Zeke. I liked the finger jokes especially.

And dsbs, check out the Secret Diaries[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Getting fast now, Zeke?

[quoteost_uid0]Phlox: .... The analysis would be easier if I knew anything at all about biology.[/quoteost_uid0]
Damn right!

Great fiver![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]My favorite parts were the first four paragraphs, plus

[quoteost_uid0]Xindi Prisoner: So you're the ones who wanted my finger, eh? I expect it back when you're done.[/quoteost_uid0]

But it's all very funny. [/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Hello, Doct-- no. Whatever you intend to ask of me, I'm not doing it.
Phlox: But Vulcan touch therapy would really be good for Mr. Tucker. Don't you want to help him recover from his loss?
T'Pol: I would be less suspicious of your motives if you weren't wearing a pimp hat. [/quoteost_uid0]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quoteost_uid0]Phlox: It isn't a very significant digit.[/quoteost_uid0]

Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Archer: WHAT? STARFLEET DIDN'T SEND US OUT HERE TO DROP OUR PENCILS!
[/quoteost_uid0]

:lol: I loved that and all the finger jokes. great fiver![/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/quoteost_uid0]

If I laugh at math jokes, it mames me look smarter.

Significant *figures*, now...but those tend to be found on Dabo girls. *reflexively ducking PG-13 Sign o'DOOM*[/colorost_uid0]

[Marc]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]>> Walrus Xindi: (Can't. He has the floor.)
Human Xindi: (Damn Robert's Rules of Order!) <<

Great line! As someone who's sat through far too many faculty association meetings, I can really relate to this one![/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The puns in this were great! I was groaning all the way through. Great job Zeke keep 'em coming. [/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Alrighty, then! New season under way.

In addition to those cited above, liked this:
[quoteost_uid0]Hayes: No, I'm not saying Plan 9 is bad, but it's not the one to go with. Do we even have a rhinoceros on the ship?[/quoteost_uid0]Heh -- rhinoceroseses

and this:
[quoteost_uid0]Xindi: Can I come too? Pleeeeease?
Archer: All right, but you have to get shot on the way.
Xindi: I don't know if I can guarantee -- AAAAARGH!
Archer: By me. [/quoteost_uid0]
and:
[quoteost_uid0]T'Pol: Um...
Tucker: Er...
T'Pol: Well...
Tucker: I think we'd better just skip this scene. It's too embarrassin'.
T'Pol: I concur.
[/quoteost_uid0]Heh heh heh.

Oh, and
[quoteost_uid0]Xindi: (over the comm) It's not a damn plot hole! [/quoteost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ Mudshark's first quote reminded me of something. Is Reed's preference for Plan 9 from Outer Space?

If not, was there some other significance to the numbers 9 and 34?[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]^ I'm pretty sure it is.

No clue about Plan 34, though.[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes, that was a [iost_uid0]Plan 9 From Outer Space[/iost_uid0] reference. No special meaning to the 34.[/colorost_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]Sa'ar, are you sure you want to kill him last?[/quoteost_uid0]

If I laugh at math jokes, it mames me look smarter.[/quoteost_uid0]
"I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean, S-M-A-R-T."[/colorost_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Two words: [bost_uid0][iost_uid0]Pimp Hat[/iost_uid0][/bost_uid0]
:lol: :lol:
No ENT Fiver should be without [bost_uid0]one.[/bost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[dsbs]

[quoteost_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Great fiver, Zeke. I liked the finger jokes especially.

And dsbs, check out the Secret Diaries[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ahhh, it all makes sense now.

Those were hilarious. Thanks! [/colorost_uid0]

[dsbs]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And by "those" I meant both the fivers and the diaries[/colorost_uid0]