|
|
#21
10-23-2006, 04:20 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Well, as long as it's Barry Bashing Fishing Day (call your local congressperson!), here's another one. Once again, this is paraphrased and mutated, hardly an exact quote...
One day I was sitting around and I started to wonder why I never fish anymore. Then I realized that it's because I hate fishing. I hate sitting out in a rank, slime-encrusted boat for hours wearing a giant invisible sign that says EAT ME in mosquito language and impaling my fingers on nasty little hooks, and even if you accomplish your objective, all you're left with is ... this FISH, gasping, dying, looking at you with whichever eyeball is on your side, and you can almost hear him say in a tired but very sarcastic fish-voice, "Well, I hope that was fun for YOU, Mister Sportsperson."
__________________
mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. 
|
|
|
Threaded Mode