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07-25-2010, 09:25 PM
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July 25: TJI (XAW, Day 9)
Day 9 is Sunday, and that means it's time for This Just In! Today's issue is notable for two reasons: it's the first normal issue of TJI since '06 (since then it's been Briefs and whatnot), and it marks the long-awaited return of IJD GAF. With breaking news straight outta San Diego Comic-Con 2010 -- or was it 1865? -- here's IJD with TJI #51: Abrams' Lincoln shot by Joan Wilkes, booth babe. No ten connection, you say? Take note of the time of "impact". And then be here for Day 10 (which won't take as long as Day 9; this week was my most exhausting math camp ever, and I really had no time for anything else).
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07-26-2010, 12:05 AM
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Hilarious from start to finish, IJD! The puns were superb. Is Gerardo's Ford a reference to Ford theater?
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07-26-2010, 01:28 AM
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nice job. 
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07-26-2010, 12:23 AM
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Funny stuff, IJD.
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07-26-2010, 01:41 AM
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IJD, there are enough atrocious puns in there that I'm seriously considering flying to California, working out exactly who and where you are and visiting grievous bodily harm upon you with an assortment of novelty inflatable hammers.
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07-26-2010, 01:53 AM
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Duh. Gerald Ford. Never mind.
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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07-26-2010, 04:41 AM
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Also ten-jentially related:
-the number of letters in "This Just In" -The number of years since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln (in a roundabout way). Thanks for the comments, one and all!
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07-27-2010, 12:32 AM
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Not often that a title of a work is enough to make me laugh.
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Great TJI, IJD.By the way, I like the new member titles, Zeke. Although I suddenly feel a strange urge to insult everyone I know. In alphabetical order. Are you bovvered?
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