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Forum: News 05-05-2006, 05:50 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 13,198
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Doctor: Hello there, random strangers. Care to...

Doctor: Hello there, random strangers. Care to go for a spin in my phone booth?
Companions: Sure.
*weirdness happens*
Companions: GAK!
Doctor: Hmmm...looks like I'm gonna need some more random...
Forum: News 05-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 13,198
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to say to...

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to say to everyone...

May the Fourth be with you.

*hides behind lightsabre*
Forum: Miscellaneous 05-03-2006, 04:08 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 37,846
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
My cousin knows how to play. He plays...

My cousin knows how to play. He plays professionally in various leagues, depending on whose offseason it is.
Forum: Miscellaneous 05-02-2006, 02:52 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 37,846
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Fact: Contrary to popular belief, Ottawa isn't...

Fact: Contrary to popular belief, Ottawa isn't the coldest national capital in the world. It just feels like it sometimes (although not this winter).
Forum: News 05-02-2006, 01:39 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 51,279
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
I've got you beat. I have an orginal...

I've got you beat. I have an orginal boiled-cabbage-green-screened original Game Boy gathering dust in a closet in BC somewhere.
Forum: News 05-01-2006, 03:02 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 51,279
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Puns are a habit, and very hard to quite cold...

Puns are a habit, and very hard to quite cold turkey. You have to wiin yourself off them gradually.
Forum: News 05-01-2006, 01:31 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 22,879
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Rock 'n roll was the music of the youngsters (and...

Rock 'n roll was the music of the youngsters (and Ed Sullivan and Dick Clark). The old fogies still listened to the crooners.

Such is my understanding, at least.
Forum: News 04-25-2006, 01:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 13,085
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
The whole point of putting milk and sugar in tea...

The whole point of putting milk and sugar in tea is to disguise the taste of the tea.
Forum: News 04-24-2006, 03:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 22,879
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
James Darren - the guy playing Vic - actually was...

James Darren - the guy playing Vic - actually was a singer in the 60s (he had a song called Goodby Cruel World in 1961) and hung out with the Rat Pack. Apparently Sinatra (or possibly someone else -...
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-23-2006, 11:27 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 11,125
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
By tradition, the subtitle of Star Trek XI has to...

By tradition, the subtitle of Star Trek XI has to be "So Very Tired," and must contain Scotty's line "It's nae use, Captain, I cannae reach the controls!"

The Simpsons has half the movie written...
Forum: News 04-21-2006, 07:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Superfriends Clark Kent (or Kal-El, if you...

Superfriends Clark Kent (or Kal-El, if you prefer). That guy seems like he can barely add.



*snicker*



I wish that worked in real life.
Forum: News 04-20-2006, 11:51 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 13,085
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Strange looks and Yearbook go hand in hand. I...

Strange looks and Yearbook go hand in hand. I blame the rubber cement fumes.



*znerk*



Aren't they all inherently doomed?
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-19-2006, 04:20 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 13,843
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
I have no trouble understanding British shows...

I have no trouble understanding British shows (usually), but I'm somewhat fluent in Pommy.

(This is the spot where I normally rant and rave about how the Yorkshire dialect is barely English, but...
Forum: News 04-12-2006, 04:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,386
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
And he stole it from some obscure show that...

And he stole it from some obscure show that nobody in our generation ever heard of, which stole it from another source, which stole it from another source, ad nausuem, which stole it from a butcher...
Forum: News 04-12-2006, 02:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,386
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Speaking as a grad student, I can attest that...

Speaking as a grad student, I can attest that this guy is experiecing an unrealistic degree of success. Doesn't he have a supervisor?



*snicker*



That's an odd reaction, considering she...
Forum: News 04-06-2006, 04:11 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
It's like 3M, only with extra innovation. And,...

It's like 3M, only with extra innovation. And, like, netbags or something.
Forum: News 04-05-2006, 09:12 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Hence why I prefaced "mythical" to the term Last...

Hence why I prefaced "mythical" to the term Last Fiver.
Forum: News 04-05-2006, 04:16 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
The march of technology has not been kind to the...

The march of technology has not been kind to the series. When the Space network here in Canada ran it, they advertised it with the tagline "Who thought the future would look so much like the 70s?" ...
Forum: News 04-05-2006, 03:31 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 9,641
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Wes? Why does this never happen in...

Wes?



Why does this never happen in real life?



She hypnotised him into eating his Wheaties.
Forum: News 04-05-2006, 01:19 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
If I actually watched the show, I could probably...

If I actually watched the show, I could probably come up something witty here.

As it is, I'll just wait a few more centons for the Official Five Minute Memo regarding the changeover, and then take...
Forum: News 04-04-2006, 03:02 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
The word is "opposed", not fought. And tuck your...

The word is "opposed", not fought. And tuck your shirt in if you're going to be out in public.

*continues to harang Valium's swinging corpse*
Forum: News 04-04-2006, 04:10 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 58,083
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
I still maintain the...

I still maintain the Dreadnaught/Battleship/Whateverit'scalled in Starcraft was modelled after that thing. Nobody else believes me.
Forum: Miscellaneous 04-01-2006, 06:01 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 15,364
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Now that's just odd.

This could be a 1 lirpA joke, but has anyone seen today's featured article at Wikipedia?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Forum: News 03-31-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 10,428
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
Incidentally, this fiver was written in memory of...

Incidentally, this fiver was written in memory of Tim Choate, aka Zathras, who was killed in a motorcycle accident a year and a half ago. The delay is completely my fault, as is the fact that I...
Forum: Miscellaneous 03-31-2006, 04:03 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 22,425
Posted By Sa'ar Chasm
You know you're screwed when the sample you've...

You know you're screwed when the sample you've expended a lot of time and effort to prepare and purge develops a mysterious green precipitate.

Scientific research provides an endless abundance of...
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