Five-Minute "Season of Death"
by Merlin Missy
by Merlin Missy
D'Argo: Pilot, is Crichton finished with the surgery to remove Scorpius' neural chip from his brain that Crichton only agreed to after the neural clone killed Aeryn at the end of last season?|
Pilot: No, and may I remind you that I'm supposed to do the exposition around here?
D'Argo: Oh no! The Diagnosan was murdered by Scorpius before the surgery was finished and now Crichton can only mumble gibberish.
D'Argo: Zhaan, you need to mind-meld with John. I mean, do Unity.
Scorpius: Grunschlk, you're going to keep me hidden here until my Imperial Cruiser, er, Command Carrier arrives to whisk me away, right?
Harvey the Neural Clone: Well, we should probably die now. You do it.
Zhaan: (coming out of Unity) Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Crichton: Hey, look, it's the warehouse out behind where we film! I wonder if we can see Lucy Lawless from here. Maybe life is worth living.
Chiana: I know I'm dating your dad and all, but let's have sex and ruin all three of our lives.
Diagnosan: Hey, Grunschlk, there's something here! It looks like that Scarran you had in deep freeze in case Scorpius came back.
Zhaan: I think Aeryn's still alive.
Scarran: You said Scorpius was here.
Skippy the Peacekeeper Pilot: C'mon, let me fly you out of here. I can do it. I've been practicing on the hidden flight simulator in Excel 97 for ages.
Zhaan: Come on, you know you want to come back.
Crais: I've got Scorpius in my sights.
Crichton: It's great to have a reason to live again.
D'Argo: (to Chiana and Jothee) I'm so glad you two get along. And I've got a convenient nasal problem so I can't use my supersense of smell to realize what you've been doing in the kitchen all episode.
Crichton: You're alive!
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