Five-Minute "The Trial"
by Derek Dean
by Derek Dean
Cordelia: Angel, you are too obsessed with Darla.|
Angel: Yeah, so?
Cordelia: You were supposed to balk and say "No, I'm not."
Angel: So what if I'm too obsessed with Darla? You're too obsessed with fashion.
Cordelia: (balking) No, I'm not.
Manners: Darla, there's something we need to show you in this file.
Gunn: Why does Darla's hotel room have all these slips of paper with people's names on it?
Darla: Will you turn me?
Angel: Ha! I saved you from that vampire.
Angelus: Wait, I've got a plan. Bring me a board.
Cordelia: Why did you bring Darla here, Angel?
Angel: Wait till we engage in hand-to-hands combat, Lindsey. You're gonna be sorry you ever lied to Darla.
Darla: (singing) I'm a little teapot, tall and, um, tea-ish. Here is my creamer, here is my...
Angel: Ahh, I bet I'm supposed to jump into the pool.
Jeeves: Welcome. You have three challenges you must face if you want to save Darla.
Darla: You're making Angel cross a room with crosses?
Jeeves: Way to go. You beat the first two tests. Now time for the third one, which is staking you.
Angel: Woohoo! I win! Now fix Darla.
Angel: Wait! I've got it! What if I sire you? Then maybe you could get a portion of my soul. Why am I always the one who has to come up with this stuff?
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