Five-Minute Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
Deku Tree: Link, I'm dying. You need to go inside me and destroy the curse.|
Link: How fun!
Deku Tree: Thanks for killing Gohma, but I'm still dying. Take the Kokiri Emerald and go see Zelda.
Saria: Take this ocarina.
Kaebora Gaebora: Hi, I'm the annoying owl who will tell you stuff you already know and basically test your patience.
Zelda: How did you get past all of the guards?
Malon: Hi Link! When you grow up you can have Epona! By the way, I'm another female character, so of course, I need to flirt with you.
Darunia: Here's the Goron Ruby. Want a big hug?
Ruto: Here's the Zora Sapphire. By the way, we're engaged.
Zelda: Here's the Ocarina of Time! Gotta go now!
Navi: It's the Master Sword!
Rauru: It's been seven years. Even though it's your fault Ganondorf took over the world, we still want you to save it. Now you get to collect Medallions!
Shiek: I'm going to teach you a song to warp to every Temple.
Shiek: You have all of the Medallions. You, me, and Ganondorf each have one part of the Triforce. By the way, I'm really Zelda in disguise!
Rauru: Here's a rainbow bridge to get to Ganon's castle.
Link: Eat Light Arrow!
Ganon: Now you die!
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