Teero: Hmm...what to do today? I know, I'll start a Maquis rebellion 35,000 light-years away.
Torres: Geez, this movie is worse than "Threshold"!
Chakotay: What's the diagnosis, Doc?
Tuvok: Can I conduct the investigation? Pleeeease?
Jor: It was not me. I'm way too cute to be evil.
Chakotay: You've made Jor a suspect? Why?
Jor: Hmm...the plot's not thick enough yet. Would you mind getting brutally attacked, Yosa?
Chakotay: Why are all the victims Maquis? This sucks!
Maquis: You know who sucks? Tuvok sucks. Boy, does he suck. I mean, he really--
Paris: According to my new holo-gizmo, the killer was roughly Tuvok-size.
Chell: Hi, B'Elanna! You may remember me from "Learning Curve."
Kim: You read my mail?
Chakotay: Somebody attacked B'Elanna! Give me a hand, Tuvok!
Janeway: More victims! Do you know yet who did it?
Tuvok: A bruise? Oh no, it was me!
Tuvok: Bad news, Captain -- it's me.
Janeway: This Bajoran was hidden in Tuvok's message. It must all be his fault.
Teero: Come on, do bad stuff!
Janeway: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Captain's Log: Chakotay 1, everybody else 0. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Chakotay: Hey Tuvok, wanna kill Janeway?
Chakotay: Time to give the ship back, guys.
Chakotay: I'm really sorry I hijacked your ship, Captain.
Tuvok: ....and so Good Tuvok saved the day for once. Impressive, don't you think?
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