Kelis: B'Elanna Torres got lost. I found her. To Be Continued.|
Patron: Nice play, Kelis. Do another in a week.
Kelis: That's not enough time!
Lanya: Now that that's over with, wanna get it on?
Torres: Who the heck are you?
Kelis: Here's some food. Now tell me everything you know.
Paris: But we have to rescue them faster than that!
Kelis: Okay, now kiss Tom.
Kelis: What's with this Tuvok guy?
Neelix: What's with you? You haven't been sleeping.
Tuvok Actor: It's my part and I'll cry if I want to!
Messenger: There's a war coming!
Torres: I can't help you.
Kelis: Everybody say hi to this foreign poet. The jury will disregard the ridges on her forehead.
Torres: Why not end the play with my rescue?
Janeway Actor: Kiss me, you fool.
Janeway: Found them yet?
Torres: You're having Janeway kiss Chakotay?
Lanya: Stay away from my Kelis, you evil poet-stealing weird-foreheaded Eternal-type person!
Kim: Anybody home?
Actor: This ending sucks!
Seven Actor: I'm the Queen. Janeway sucks.
Torres: Uh oh, Kelis plans to kill me.
Seven Actor: Wanna kill me?
Tuvok Actor: Your ending still sucks!
Torres: Hi, everybody!
Kelis: Stay here.
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