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The Top 10 Signs That You're Not In Smallville

  1. Things happen to you that have nothing to do with space rocks
  2. Your ethnicity is anything other than white or whatever the hell Lana's supposed to be
  3. You're not keeping secrets from your loved ones (and if you were, you'd have good reasons)
  4. Your distance from Metropolis is constant
  5. If someone used super-powers in front of you, you would notice
  6. Always in motion is your future
  7. You're not hearing that smug voiceover -- no, wait, that's one of the top ten signs that you're not in Neptune
  8. You can breathe without needing a special angst filter
  9. You're Pete Ross
And the number one sign that you're not in Smallville....
  1. You don't think you're in Kansas anymore
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This list was originally published on May 10, 2006.

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