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The Last 10 Election 2004 Votes From Various Sources

  1. Khan: Kerry ("He taxes me. He taxes me, and I shall have him.")
  2. Soval: Bush (Pacifism? You must be thinking of those bleeding-heart Vulcans from the other shows)
  3. Darth Vader: Kerry (He finds Bush's faith disturbing)
  4. Samara Morgan: Nader (That bush is in her scary dreams, but the horses keep her up at night... at least under Nader, everyone will suffer)
  5. Lorne: Kerry (But not John Kerry -- his Southern cousin, Kerry Okie)
  6. Crocodile Dundee: Bush (He's a Bushman)
  7. Ford Prefect: Anybody but Zaphod
  8. Q: Dubya (Here's to consonant solidarity)
  9. Mother Brain: Kerry (The fewer missiles are flying around, the better)
And the last word on Election 2004....
  1. Doc Brown: "Why don't we just clone George Washington? He was pretty good."
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This list was originally published on November 2, 2004.

DISCLAIMER: "Everyone will suffer" is a great line that Samara had only in the trailer, not the movie, for whatever reason. (shrug) Oh, um, SEVEN DAYS.

All material © 2004, Colin Hayman.