And the number one sign that your girlfriend is Hoshi Sato....
- She talks baby talk... fluently
- She doesn't see what's so funny about the word "polyglot"
- She's always murmuring list names, like "831 Fun Things to Do in a 5MV T-Shirt"....or is that some other Hoshi?
- She hates Beauty and the Beast
- She had them redirect the interstate because she didn't like the direction the cars were going past her window
- She's always telling you you don't want to know
- She's thoroughly evil -- wait, that's Satan, not Sato
- No, actually, that could be Sato too
- She's nostalgic for an age yet to come
- She screams when you show her the corpses in your closet -- speaking of which, what kind of sicko are you?
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